1 00:00:02,789 --> 00:00:04,914 Okay, quick but sweet. 2 00:00:04,933 --> 00:00:06,713 Your jokes are always so good. 3 00:00:06,735 --> 00:00:09,705 Yes, concentrate now. 4 00:00:09,746 --> 00:00:12,837 A horse walks into a bar. - So? 5 00:00:12,862 --> 00:00:17,446 And the bar guy says, What now, why so long in the face. (tuned down) 6 00:00:22,264 --> 00:00:25,062 Why so long in the face. Do you understand? 7 00:00:25,087 --> 00:00:27,162 No, I don't. 8 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:30,515 The horse has a long face. - Is he depressed? 9 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:32,813 No, he is not depressed. 10 00:00:33,071 --> 00:00:36,265 I don't mean depressed in the clinical sense, 11 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,281 something might have gone wrong crooked for him 12 00:00:38,301 --> 00:00:41,455 otherwise he wouldn't go into the bar with a long face. 13 00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:46,143 He might be lonely. And have maybe alcohol problem too. 14 00:00:47,158 --> 00:00:51,659 What am I doing wrong? My fault, I interrupted you. 15 00:00:51,709 --> 00:00:55,487 You would explain to me. Why was the horse long in the face. 16 00:00:55,543 --> 00:00:58,691 Because he is a horse. 17 00:00:59,865 --> 00:01:01,509 Oh. 18 00:01:01,582 --> 00:01:03,876 It really is depression. 19 00:01:03,908 --> 00:01:06,903 If he is depressed because he is a horse 20 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:09,997 He never will get well - never. 21 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:12,645 He always will have a long face. 22 00:01:14,056 --> 00:01:18,327 Yes, because he is...a horse. 23 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:22,498 So you agree with him? If you are a horse, do you have a long face? 24 00:01:22,523 --> 00:01:26,128 Yes, because I was a horse. 25 00:01:28,635 --> 00:01:31,225 So if you think that i was an ant 26 00:01:31,252 --> 00:01:34,189 I would be very depressed, then people stepped on me all day. 27 00:01:34,242 --> 00:01:39,378 If I were a horse, I would be so happy and jump over the fence, 28 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:45,307 over obstacles to get fancy prize rosettes in a gym shirt and a piece of sugar in his mouth. 29 00:01:45,343 --> 00:01:47,818 You know what I wish I was? - No, what then? 30 00:01:47,835 --> 00:01:52,037 A big ugly Doberman - Why that? 31 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:56,120 Because then I could bite your throat. 32 00:01:56,662 --> 00:02:00,850 Oh... it is too a kind of depression. 33 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,263 Then we move on. 34 00:02:35,292 --> 00:02:37,069 Hello, everyone. 35 00:02:37,114 --> 00:02:40,133 I have worked with one three-dimensional vibrating 36 00:02:40,149 --> 00:02:43,718 do it yourself doll by Justin Timberlake. 37 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:48,179 Just got to the bralls. 38 00:02:49,348 --> 00:02:51,716 Forgot it was Wednesday. 39 00:02:51,816 --> 00:02:55,283 Unfortunately, the meeting is almost over. 40 00:02:55,328 --> 00:02:57,307 If no one has any other questions, 41 00:02:57,338 --> 00:03:00,781 can you return to mr Timberlake's precious parts. 42 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:04,821 But I want to be noted our disappointment 43 00:03:04,846 --> 00:03:08,410 that you didn't get the job at the Archbishop of Canterbury. 44 00:03:08,445 --> 00:03:11,656 Thanks, but I'm actually satisfied. 45 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,727 It's just the way it is. 46 00:03:14,743 --> 00:03:17,658 Well he decided to give the job to someone younger 47 00:03:17,705 --> 00:03:21,550 cleverly decorated, prepared toka. 48 00:03:23,129 --> 00:03:25,260 Well expressed. 49 00:03:25,365 --> 00:03:27,399 Any other questions? 50 00:03:27,443 --> 00:03:28,953 Yes, I have one. 51 00:03:28,978 --> 00:03:32,735 I suggest we celebrate the memory of that this year 52 00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:35,607 is the twentieth anniversary for the live aid concert. 53 00:03:35,622 --> 00:03:38,428 I would like to play Freddie Mercury 54 00:03:40,058 --> 00:03:42,846 You don't look at all like Freddie Mercury. 55 00:03:42,863 --> 00:03:45,642 Well, when I have dyed my mustache. 56 00:03:45,819 --> 00:03:48,478 No, no, you don't. 57 00:03:49,023 --> 00:03:52,547 Do you dye your mustache, do you look like stalin 58 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,341 What I tried to say before I was interrupted by three fools 59 00:03:58,366 --> 00:04:00,894 was that I didn't mean to we will rebuild it, 60 00:04:00,903 --> 00:04:03,328 but remembers it in some way. 61 00:04:03,353 --> 00:04:04,889 But why? 62 00:04:04,914 --> 00:04:09,957 Because it was a day when I really felt that the pride was there. 63 00:04:09,986 --> 00:04:13,327 For once stood all of us together 64 00:04:13,352 --> 00:04:17,190 and said that people are starving and we are cursed for it. 65 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:20,954 Yes I remember. I was angry like hell that day. 66 00:04:20,979 --> 00:04:22,764 Really, Jim? - Yes. 67 00:04:22,801 --> 00:04:26,261 Remote control to The TV didn't work. 68 00:04:26,738 --> 00:04:30,549 I got to watch Emmerdale farm all afternoon. 69 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:34,552 If we were to do something, what could it be? 70 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,368 I don't know. 71 00:04:36,407 --> 00:04:39,241 Maybe we should write to the Prime Minister and say that 72 00:04:39,255 --> 00:04:42,126 it's time to do something about it poverty once and for all. 73 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:45,483 I don't think she cares so much about poverty. 74 00:04:46,438 --> 00:04:49,316 What then, she? - Margaret Thatcher. 75 00:04:55,723 --> 00:04:59,676 Margaret Thatcher is not Prime Minister. - Isn't she? 76 00:05:00,557 --> 00:05:03,621 No, she hasn't been Prime Minister for 15 years. 77 00:05:03,668 --> 00:05:05,936 What happened then? 78 00:05:06,993 --> 00:05:10,032 She was kicked out. - By whom then? 79 00:05:10,079 --> 00:05:12,779 John Major. - Who then? 80 00:05:13,904 --> 00:05:16,466 John Major. 81 00:05:16,535 --> 00:05:19,418 Are you sure? - On what? 82 00:05:19,454 --> 00:05:21,971 That Margaret Thatcher is not prime minister. 83 00:05:22,004 --> 00:05:24,942 Of course she is, for God's sake 84 00:05:24,967 --> 00:05:28,477 Who is the prime minister then? Willie Whitelaw? - No. 85 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:31,808 I am really shocked. Who is it then? 86 00:05:31,849 --> 00:05:33,954 Tony Blair. 87 00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:39,946 No, he is not familiar. 88 00:05:41,662 --> 00:05:44,876 Tony Blair has been Prime Minister for seven years. 89 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,646 What has he done? 90 00:05:48,022 --> 00:05:49,908 Over to you. 91 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,128 Yes, a lot of good stuff. 92 00:05:55,168 --> 00:05:58,237 I only suggest that we write to him. 93 00:05:58,262 --> 00:06:00,855 Maybe we should write to Margaret Thatcher too. 94 00:06:00,867 --> 00:06:02,315 Just to be safe. 95 00:06:02,889 --> 00:06:04,755 So what, just in case? 96 00:06:04,777 --> 00:06:07,234 In case she still has the power. 97 00:06:07,678 --> 00:06:09,875 If you are wrong. 98 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:13,186 Why don't you train a subcommittee 99 00:06:13,211 --> 00:06:15,387 who can discuss it this live-aid nonsense? 100 00:06:15,444 --> 00:06:18,878 There are certainly many others important things people want to cherish. 101 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,711 Is there anything more important than to eradicate extreme poverty? 102 00:06:22,766 --> 00:06:27,510 Yes, I think so. I want discuss the pumpkin contest. 103 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:31,003 There you see. 104 00:06:31,034 --> 00:06:33,535 Anyone who wants to join in poverty-band-aid- 105 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,603 yum-yum-oh I'm so hungry is subcommittee, 106 00:06:36,628 --> 00:06:38,697 raise your hand. 107 00:06:40,209 --> 00:06:42,699 First meeting tomorrow at tea time, at my house. 108 00:06:42,724 --> 00:06:44,558 I offer Jaffa cookies. 109 00:06:48,618 --> 00:06:50,972 We move on. Some other other questions? 110 00:06:51,016 --> 00:06:53,215 Yes, I have one. 111 00:06:53,261 --> 00:06:55,546 Well done Hugo. - Thank you. 112 00:06:55,593 --> 00:06:57,602 The thing is that before the next meeting, 113 00:06:57,627 --> 00:07:01,110 is it an important birthday for one of us 114 00:07:01,135 --> 00:07:03,568 and I thought we would talk about how it should be celebrated. 115 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,947 Whose birthday is it? - Shut up now. 116 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,839 Geraldine's. - How old will she be? 117 00:07:08,864 --> 00:07:13,448 Sorry, but I have a meeting. - Ah, I see. 118 00:07:13,463 --> 00:07:16,756 Nothing dangerous about turning fifty. 119 00:07:19,248 --> 00:07:23,366 My seven most sexually Exciting journeys have passed 120 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,402 through the caves and over the hills 121 00:07:26,427 --> 00:07:28,535 on women of a certain age 122 00:07:29,994 --> 00:07:32,919 I had no idea about being fifty. 123 00:07:32,962 --> 00:07:35,497 I'm not fifty. 124 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:39,496 How old are you then? - I'll be...you know- 125 00:07:39,507 --> 00:07:41,174 There is nothing wrong with that. 126 00:07:41,205 --> 00:07:43,740 Many women find love at that age. 127 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:46,168 And as you know have the average age of childbearing 128 00:07:46,193 --> 00:07:48,442 raised in recent years so yet there is hope. 129 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:53,582 I'll be around forty-something. 130 00:07:55,784 --> 00:07:58,490 Drop the subject now. 131 00:07:58,538 --> 00:08:02,205 I want to do one thing completely ready. 132 00:08:02,452 --> 00:08:05,668 I don't think, and then I don't mean, celebrate it. 133 00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:08,169 And so, gentlemen that's it with that thing. 134 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,376 I am a big woman with heavy fists, 135 00:08:10,401 --> 00:08:13,959 and do not hesitate to use them if someone mentions it again. 136 00:08:14,108 --> 00:08:16,940 So there will be none birthday party then? 137 00:08:30,401 --> 00:08:33,264 I heard on the radio yesterday. 138 00:08:33,296 --> 00:08:37,989 And there someone said, I hope die before i get old. 139 00:08:38,014 --> 00:08:41,806 How old is really old? - I don't know, what do you think? 140 00:08:41,852 --> 00:08:47,205 Too old there are 161 people. 141 00:08:49,172 --> 00:08:51,758 But for young people 28 is quite old. 142 00:08:51,783 --> 00:08:54,490 So 30 is..? - Very old. 143 00:08:54,677 --> 00:08:58,731 And 35? - Hope you're not that old. 144 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:06,198 And 40 is? - Actually don't understand why they care. 145 00:09:08,139 --> 00:09:12,724 The kindest thing you can do to women which turns 40 is to end them. 146 00:09:13,834 --> 00:09:16,841 Come to think of it, it's probably soon time for you. 147 00:09:16,866 --> 00:09:19,761 How much do you fill? - None of your business. 148 00:09:19,801 --> 00:09:22,483 Oh, I love guessing games. 149 00:09:23,970 --> 00:09:26,635 33? - No, I'm not playing, Alice. 150 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:31,328 But not 35, huh? Because in that case pray I ask for forgiveness for what I said. 151 00:09:31,369 --> 00:09:33,664 There are women in upper middle age 152 00:09:33,696 --> 00:09:37,328 that look really good, such as... 153 00:09:40,264 --> 00:09:44,001 Okay, I can't think of any, but there must be one and another. 154 00:09:44,026 --> 00:09:46,532 40, I'm turning 40. 155 00:09:52,002 --> 00:09:54,514 I apologize so much. - No. 156 00:09:56,646 --> 00:09:59,584 40 is great, okay? 157 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:03,257 It's the right age for me, and I am happy and proud of it. 158 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,308 Poor you. 159 00:10:06,593 --> 00:10:08,875 But stay there. 160 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:12,468 No, no, on the contrary. 161 00:10:12,501 --> 00:10:13,925 I feel young and healthy 162 00:10:13,957 --> 00:10:17,367 I can jump and dance. 163 00:10:17,422 --> 00:10:20,180 Did you know I can touch my toes? - No. 164 00:10:20,222 --> 00:10:22,100 Sure, look here. 165 00:10:24,602 --> 00:10:30,743 The top. Where is the party then? - There won't be a hell of a party. 166 00:10:32,224 --> 00:10:34,527 Yes, yes. - Sorry. 167 00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:40,191 Change the language, you're crazy. - Yes, forgive me. 168 00:10:41,529 --> 00:10:45,203 I like your idea live-aid is really good. 169 00:10:45,642 --> 00:10:48,635 I'll probably be Madonna. 170 00:10:54,736 --> 00:10:56,891 Yes, but we won't re-enact it. 171 00:10:56,899 --> 00:10:59,215 We will only commemorate it. 172 00:10:59,261 --> 00:11:03,506 That I never got wise on with live-aid, where 173 00:11:03,561 --> 00:11:06,694 Did they really know it was Christmas? 174 00:11:11,569 --> 00:11:15,420 Some of them, yes. - Good. 175 00:11:15,495 --> 00:11:20,001 I could never agree to that where the song for that is such a stupid question. 176 00:11:20,073 --> 00:11:23,706 I can't imagine something more annoying than that 177 00:11:23,735 --> 00:11:25,853 lots of people agree to starve to death, 178 00:11:25,877 --> 00:11:28,072 and then someone famous comes along pop star until one 179 00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:30,936 and you become like that incredibly excited 180 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,605 and he comes forward and says 181 00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:37,039 Do you know it's Christmas? 182 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:39,239 What kind of question is that? 183 00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:42,985 He would have said want you have something to eat? 184 00:11:43,479 --> 00:11:46,218 You probably didn't quite understand the meaning of the song. 185 00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:48,893 No, no, it has I sure do, because... 186 00:11:48,938 --> 00:11:50,786 Oh thank god. 187 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,225 Just have to open. 188 00:11:57,825 --> 00:12:01,820 Oh, hi. Come in. 189 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,261 Have you done anything about the letter? to the prime minister? 190 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:22,910 Yes, we've been working on it - Good, let's hear it, Frank. 191 00:12:23,629 --> 00:12:27,198 Dear Prime Minister, excuse me that I occupy your time, 192 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:30,514 but thanks for taking it time to read this letter. 193 00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:34,154 Excellent. Polite and nice, so that he becomes friendly. 194 00:12:34,181 --> 00:12:36,218 It's hard for anyone like me to understand 195 00:12:36,243 --> 00:12:39,829 how busy someone like you is. - Good. 196 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:43,874 Think as much as you must keep track. 197 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,702 everything from it general health care 198 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,569 to the constant worry 199 00:12:48,597 --> 00:12:52,330 over which tie fits at large events. 200 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:56,516 Yes, but he's probably starting lose interest now, Frank. 201 00:12:56,555 --> 00:12:59,511 I remember when I was in school 202 00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:06,972 so was my first teacher a Mr Greenwood 203 00:13:06,982 --> 00:13:09,384 Can I interrupt you there, Frank? 204 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,503 I just wonder, how how long is that letter? 205 00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:14,882 118 pages. 206 00:13:17,024 --> 00:13:19,171 But it's not finished yet 207 00:13:19,273 --> 00:13:22,880 And so far you haven't mentioned something about poverty? 208 00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:27,043 No, not yet. - When you do, tell us. 209 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,234 Owen, how's it going? 210 00:13:29,258 --> 00:13:32,355 Unfortunately I haven't written as much as Frank 211 00:13:32,385 --> 00:13:34,229 That's probably good. 212 00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:42,124 Dear Prime Minister. - Good start. 213 00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:45,329 Listen now, you fucking piece of shit. 214 00:13:50,057 --> 00:13:52,602 Could be a bit of a problem with that. 215 00:13:52,628 --> 00:13:54,595 He must be getting lots of letters, 216 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,985 and I thought to catch attention immediately. 217 00:13:57,038 --> 00:13:59,915 Good idea, but it can be a little wrong way, 218 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,807 but let's hear the continuation. 219 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,665 Dear Prime Minister, 220 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:07,376 listen to your fucking shit. - Yes... 221 00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:10,382 Sincerely, Owen Newitt. 222 00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:16,779 You seem to have forgotten something important in the middle? 223 00:14:16,811 --> 00:14:19,743 Yes, I did not spend so long for it, 224 00:14:19,764 --> 00:14:23,303 but the basic idea is correct. 225 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,651 Naaaah. No. Not really, because the idea of this letter 226 00:14:27,676 --> 00:14:31,741 is that you want to say the Prime Minister that 30,000 people die 227 00:14:31,766 --> 00:14:34,035 due to extreme poverty, every day, 228 00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:35,869 and that you want to he does something about it. 229 00:14:35,894 --> 00:14:38,962 Yes, I knew that I had forgotten something. 230 00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:41,772 The devil is in the details. 231 00:14:41,999 --> 00:14:43,932 Let's hear from you then, Jim. 232 00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:47,666 Without too much hope, what have you done 233 00:14:56,422 --> 00:14:58,863 Dear Tony Blair, 234 00:14:59,505 --> 00:15:02,052 or Margaret Thatcher. 235 00:15:04,044 --> 00:15:06,680 Cross out what is not wanted. 236 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:12,911 No, I promise it's Tony Blair. - Okay. 237 00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:18,835 Dear Tony Blair. Cross out what is not wanted. 238 00:15:20,309 --> 00:15:24,513 No, what is not desired is crossed out, so it's just "best Tony Blair". 239 00:15:24,585 --> 00:15:27,037 Dear Tony Blair. 240 00:15:27,473 --> 00:15:30,412 None, none... 241 00:15:32,051 --> 00:15:35,250 No more children die 242 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,580 when we actually know 243 00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:42,640 know how to save their lives. 244 00:15:43,478 --> 00:15:47,372 There are no excuses. 245 00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:52,389 Not...not anymore. 246 00:15:56,934 --> 00:16:00,476 Sincerely, Jim Trott. 247 00:16:01,913 --> 00:16:05,974 Yes, that's exactly what it's about. 248 00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:10,525 A little short, but it is all in a nutshell. Well done. 249 00:16:15,202 --> 00:16:18,169 what are you reading - Guinness Book of Records. 250 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,539 I check the oldest one the person who had a child. 251 00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:23,948 It is Rhesenna de la Cortay who gave birth at age 63. 252 00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:25,719 Why are you reading it? 253 00:16:25,742 --> 00:16:28,515 To find solace facts to the vicar. 254 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,503 She seemed cut for his birthday. 255 00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:33,295 Such a fuss women make of little things. 256 00:16:33,346 --> 00:16:37,163 When did you meet a man who became so down about something like that? 257 00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:41,658 So true. But do you remember what you did when Gerald Sims called you flint skull? 258 00:16:41,682 --> 00:16:43,601 I fired him. - And then when he said 259 00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:46,871 when it's warm maybe I can have an egg fried on your skull. 260 00:16:46,897 --> 00:16:49,330 Then I scalped him. - Twice. 261 00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:51,864 There was no bleeding the first time. 262 00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:54,958 What are you looking for, Hugo? 263 00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:57,548 I just mean that we all are sensitive to certain things. 264 00:16:57,573 --> 00:17:01,099 and it is understandable that the vicar worry about getting older. 265 00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:05,890 She is 40, has no children or a man who loves her. 266 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,369 So Owen doesn't count? 267 00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:10,426 No, Owen is more beast than man. 268 00:17:10,943 --> 00:17:14,059 That's right. - Hello, my darling. 269 00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:19,600 Hello, you old man grumpy pool ball. 270 00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:21,389 Hi Alice. 271 00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:25,121 We actually have to do something for Geraldine's birthday. 272 00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:26,455 She said we should ignore it. 273 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,352 I know, but let's do it it only gets worse. 274 00:17:29,377 --> 00:17:33,550 It's like... - Stupid dee for do. - No, like... 275 00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:35,562 Between the devil and the deep blue sea? 276 00:17:35,623 --> 00:17:37,485 No, as... 277 00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:39,196 catarrh 278 00:17:40,744 --> 00:17:43,999 If you ignore it, it only gets worse. 279 00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:46,827 Sometimes I wish that I was dead. 280 00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:50,132 We should have a meeting to arrange it. 281 00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:52,127 Where? - Here. 282 00:17:52,165 --> 00:17:53,957 When? - Now. 283 00:17:56,406 --> 00:18:00,132 No, the bishop is right. 40 is good, right? 284 00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:02,657 It's 50 that sucks. 285 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,442 And how old are you by the way? 286 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:09,392 54, yes. How old is Todd? 287 00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:15,786 Is he 22? Jeez, you must be exhausted. 288 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,707 I have to go. The eggs are cooling. 289 00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:23,011 Okay, thanks, hi. 290 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,760 Twenty two. 291 00:18:28,563 --> 00:18:33,155 Yesterday I turned 40, and I thought 292 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,888 It's calm, actually. 293 00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:37,118 So good for you then. 294 00:18:37,121 --> 00:18:39,121 It is nothing to be afraid of. 295 00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:41,792 Exactly that 296 00:18:41,815 --> 00:18:46,236 And now I can sit back and behold my sexy man 297 00:18:46,355 --> 00:18:50,848 three fine children and all the benefits from a multi-million business. 298 00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:54,263 Okay, now put your witch off. 299 00:18:56,475 --> 00:18:58,384 Order. 300 00:18:58,411 --> 00:19:01,597 Order, I am the chairman. 301 00:19:01,747 --> 00:19:04,378 I know that the vicar don't want a party, 302 00:19:04,403 --> 00:19:06,913 but at least we should give her a present. 303 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,648 Any ideas on what she would like? 304 00:19:09,723 --> 00:19:11,578 Mel Gibson. 305 00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:15,365 Do you think you can find Mel Gibson? - No, no, no 306 00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:18,754 but maybe you can hire him for an hour. 307 00:19:19,304 --> 00:19:22,499 He is very interested in the church. 308 00:19:22,572 --> 00:19:25,687 He made the film about Jesus. - The Passion of Christ. 309 00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:28,255 That movie made me very angry. - Me too. 310 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,681 A film with an age limit of 18 years with the word passion in the title, 311 00:19:31,715 --> 00:19:34,755 and not a single one proper sex scene 312 00:19:35,595 --> 00:19:38,073 I have complained to the consumer ombudsman. 313 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:40,613 So you mean that because he did the passion of christ, 314 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,459 Mel Gibson would be happy 315 00:19:42,483 --> 00:19:44,695 to be allowed to come here and knock on our vicar? 316 00:19:44,731 --> 00:19:48,271 Stranger things have happened. - No, it hasn't. 317 00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:53,030 Never mind the same, we have to do something, because we love her so much. 318 00:19:53,265 --> 00:19:57,143 I open. Continue think, smartskulls. 319 00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:06,217 Hello, Alice. I've listened to it that smart bitch on the radio, 320 00:20:06,258 --> 00:20:09,520 and she has made me whole lost and unfulfilled. 321 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,419 I wonder if I can come in and get to hang out with friends. 322 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,316 It doesn't fit now. 323 00:20:18,909 --> 00:20:22,616 Well how's it going? - I thought maybe 324 00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:24,377 some kind of cream. 325 00:20:24,402 --> 00:20:27,118 Yes, that sounds yummy. 326 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,884 I rather thought someone anti aging cream. 327 00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:33,850 The one you can see on TV. 328 00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:37,347 Removes the seven the signs of aging. 329 00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:39,097 A very good idea. 330 00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:41,809 We will definitely get that. Well done Frank. 331 00:20:41,811 --> 00:20:43,816 What are the seven signs on aging, then? 332 00:20:43,858 --> 00:20:46,678 Good question. It tells them never in the commercial. 333 00:20:46,737 --> 00:20:49,391 Wrinkles should be one. 334 00:20:49,405 --> 00:20:52,420 Yes, and hair loss. - Exactly. 335 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:58,254 And maybe tooth decay? - Good Owen. 336 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,576 And sunken chest. - Sure. 337 00:21:01,601 --> 00:21:03,963 How many are there? - Four. Three left. 338 00:21:03,995 --> 00:21:06,213 How about hanging end? 339 00:21:07,357 --> 00:21:09,889 Senility. - What is it? 340 00:21:09,987 --> 00:21:12,288 When the brain shuts down, 341 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:16,481 and you can't...say.. Sorry, where was I? 342 00:21:16,504 --> 00:21:19,114 Senility is six, and the seventh? 343 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,952 I have it. - What then Jim? 344 00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:23,174 To really die. 345 00:21:24,556 --> 00:21:27,388 Definitely one signs of aging. 346 00:21:27,484 --> 00:21:31,232 It was seven. Well done everyone. 347 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,992 Must be a hell of a cream. 348 00:21:35,998 --> 00:21:38,643 Wait a little. I have a fantastic idea. 349 00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:39,827 Ouch, ouch, ouch. 350 00:21:39,861 --> 00:21:41,847 No, I know that is not likely 351 00:21:41,872 --> 00:21:43,750 after all stupid I had before 352 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,631 The time machine made by weetabix. 353 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,601 For example yes. No, this one time I think I got 354 00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:53,350 an absolutely brilliant idea. 355 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:57,625 What is it that Geraldine needs most? - A church warden with a brain? 356 00:21:57,932 --> 00:22:02,435 A solid set-up. Friends. - A boyfriend. 357 00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:04,900 Someone who turns on sometime sometimes. 358 00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:07,985 And like the rest of time is a friend 359 00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:10,773 on the stormy seas which make up our modern life. 360 00:22:10,818 --> 00:22:12,845 Exactly that. 361 00:22:13,143 --> 00:22:15,554 And how to get it on a boyfriend? 362 00:22:15,579 --> 00:22:18,903 m, m, oral sex, I've heard. 363 00:22:20,856 --> 00:22:24,353 No, no, through dating. 364 00:22:24,382 --> 00:22:28,279 No dating like in ours time, without speed-dating. 365 00:22:28,304 --> 00:22:32,023 It's like being thirty attractive men 366 00:22:32,048 --> 00:22:35,599 and thirty single girls meet 367 00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:37,492 and they chat about five minutes 368 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:41,467 and at the end of the evening decides who they want to go out with. 369 00:22:41,525 --> 00:22:43,446 That sounds really good. 370 00:22:43,471 --> 00:22:46,519 And we could report her to someone like that on her birthday 371 00:22:46,551 --> 00:22:49,182 and so she would find a boyfriend 372 00:22:49,225 --> 00:22:51,723 and all her problems would be over. 373 00:22:51,766 --> 00:22:54,267 What do you think? - I think it's great. 374 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:56,263 Everyone who votes for. 375 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,145 Think about breastfeeding really make one smarter. 376 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,803 If so, I would be the smartest woman 377 00:23:01,828 --> 00:23:06,103 throughout united British kingdom. 378 00:23:08,127 --> 00:23:09,986 Maybe not. 379 00:23:11,407 --> 00:23:13,242 What do you think? 380 00:23:13,364 --> 00:23:18,269 At first I was angry, because I had asked me for presents 381 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,843 Then I was offended, 382 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,399 because it might get me to feel like an old curmudgeon. 383 00:23:24,421 --> 00:23:26,221 Yes, exactly that. 384 00:23:26,858 --> 00:23:29,831 Then I became suspicious, because of that can't cost more than a tenner 385 00:23:29,856 --> 00:23:33,633 to join Suzie's speed-dating extravaganza. 386 00:23:33,658 --> 00:23:36,128 So each of you has given two pounds. 387 00:23:36,136 --> 00:23:38,527 1.50 actually. 388 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:43,478 But after thinking, 389 00:23:43,519 --> 00:23:46,612 I can't deny that that it feels exciting. 390 00:23:46,688 --> 00:23:48,261 On with the boys. 391 00:23:49,122 --> 00:23:51,913 The bride in black is back. 392 00:23:54,879 --> 00:23:59,180 Good night. - Good night and good luck. 393 00:23:59,842 --> 00:24:01,513 Hello David. 394 00:24:02,927 --> 00:24:07,645 I just want to say that I don't signing the live-aid letter. 395 00:24:07,725 --> 00:24:09,415 It's pointless. 396 00:24:09,472 --> 00:24:12,287 What could that mean? for the prime minister? 397 00:24:12,344 --> 00:24:15,874 It can show that we care. - Yes, but do we? 398 00:24:15,886 --> 00:24:17,824 Not among those I know. 399 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,611 Sometimes we finish one round of golf and people say 400 00:24:20,636 --> 00:24:24,484 I don't understand that they have put one new traffic light at Sainsburys. 401 00:24:24,509 --> 00:24:26,122 Very rarely they say 402 00:24:26,147 --> 00:24:29,611 I am furious at the lack on aid to Burkina Faso. 403 00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:33,260 Maybe because they never Been to Burkina Faso? 404 00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:34,794 Maybe if they stayed up and thought 405 00:24:34,842 --> 00:24:38,926 30000 poor people die needlessly every day. 406 00:24:38,951 --> 00:24:43,745 It's not quite like new traffic lights outside Sainsburys huh? 407 00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:44,770 Well then. 408 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,495 But the traffic is too damned there anyway. - I know. 409 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,292 And to get to the station after 45 minutes. 410 00:24:50,325 --> 00:24:51,875 It only takes eleven minutes to drive. 411 00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:53,713 I know that, who have to commute. 412 00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:57,537 It is shocking and sad. 413 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,993 Sorry, where were we? - Burkina Faso. 414 00:25:04,192 --> 00:25:07,464 Yeah, what was up with that? - 30,000 people die every day 415 00:25:07,517 --> 00:25:09,341 Yes, exactly that. 416 00:25:09,670 --> 00:25:11,528 We should think about that, David. 417 00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:16,542 Thirty times more than everyone else in this village every day. 418 00:25:16,738 --> 00:25:19,893 Everyone in this village, dead. 419 00:25:19,932 --> 00:25:22,059 Do you mean that? would be bad. 420 00:25:22,232 --> 00:25:24,110 Yes, what else? 421 00:25:24,157 --> 00:25:26,844 Owen dead, Jim dead. 422 00:25:26,915 --> 00:25:30,324 My daughter-in-law tragically fallen. 423 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,131 And your grandchildren then? 424 00:25:34,488 --> 00:25:36,007 Yes, 425 00:25:36,461 --> 00:25:38,421 I was just trying to joke 426 00:25:38,469 --> 00:25:40,957 It's not a joke a little while. 427 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:43,375 Do you really think that people in poor countries 428 00:25:43,434 --> 00:25:45,184 love their children less than we do? 429 00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:46,295 Of course not. 430 00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:49,134 So if your grandson was lying dying, god forbid, 431 00:25:49,202 --> 00:25:52,765 and abandoned or alone, wouldn't you then wish that someone 432 00:25:52,789 --> 00:25:54,853 that you don't even know 433 00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:56,570 would stand up for him? 434 00:25:56,595 --> 00:25:58,992 Yes. That would be nice. 435 00:25:59,535 --> 00:26:02,296 But not so nice about it doesn't make any difference. 436 00:26:02,324 --> 00:26:04,351 But maybe we can. 437 00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:06,405 A big pile of money this year, 438 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:08,907 so maybe we can halve poverty. 439 00:26:10,982 --> 00:26:13,158 Perhaps. - Yes. 440 00:26:13,737 --> 00:26:18,202 Exactly where at Sainsburys? - On the right on Turnham Street. 441 00:26:25,588 --> 00:26:28,807 Hi, I'm Susie - Geraldine. 442 00:26:28,831 --> 00:26:31,686 Nice to see you, Geraldine. 443 00:26:31,817 --> 00:26:34,763 There weren't that many as I hoped 444 00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:36,983 No... - Not so many women. 445 00:26:37,017 --> 00:26:38,938 But quite a few men. 446 00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:41,680 Oh, that sounds good. Just go with them. 447 00:26:43,282 --> 00:26:45,400 It's my birthday present. 448 00:26:45,445 --> 00:26:48,490 Oh, congratulations. - Thank you. 449 00:26:49,157 --> 00:26:51,689 Where are the guys staying then? 450 00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,034 They are in another room. 451 00:26:54,075 --> 00:26:56,944 Some got a little better exuberant in advance. 452 00:26:57,007 --> 00:26:59,990 Yes, so they got spry? The top. 453 00:27:01,586 --> 00:27:04,386 Excuse me if I say something personal? 454 00:27:04,542 --> 00:27:06,752 Like what then? I know, too many donuts. 455 00:27:06,776 --> 00:27:09,796 No, no, it's the dog collar. 456 00:27:09,826 --> 00:27:12,695 Are you sure this is a good idea? - Excuse me? 457 00:27:12,735 --> 00:27:15,949 Both you and I know the disadvantage of a collar around the neck. 458 00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:17,879 It wants to be kissed. 459 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:22,825 and licked until it is like a flaring part of Middlesex. 460 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:26,883 But instead of a trap, can it is seen as a stop sign. 461 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:29,025 You're probably right about that. 462 00:27:29,050 --> 00:27:33,962 Then I take it off. So there. 463 00:27:34,896 --> 00:27:37,136 Wonderfully. - Isn't that too much? 464 00:27:37,192 --> 00:27:40,476 I don't want to seem like someone cheap easily caught type. 465 00:27:40,508 --> 00:27:43,562 It's absolutely perfect. - Good. Thanks. 466 00:27:43,604 --> 00:27:47,343 Hello. - And you are? - Hetty. 467 00:27:47,549 --> 00:27:49,607 But on the other hand... 468 00:27:51,516 --> 00:27:54,181 Hello. - Hello. 469 00:27:54,231 --> 00:27:57,171 My name is Hetty. - My name is Geraldine. 470 00:27:57,234 --> 00:27:59,643 But you can call me grandma. 471 00:28:05,401 --> 00:28:06,805 Funny huh? 472 00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:10,586 My chest and yours hip at the same height. 473 00:28:10,624 --> 00:28:13,368 Stands for growth. 474 00:28:16,289 --> 00:28:18,522 Little surprising that you don't already have a boyfriend. 475 00:28:18,553 --> 00:28:21,960 Well, I actually have one. 476 00:28:22,014 --> 00:28:25,193 It's actually some guys I usually hang out with. 477 00:28:25,275 --> 00:28:28,479 But I'm not completely satisfied with what they say, 478 00:28:28,515 --> 00:28:31,863 so I thought I'd try this. - Yeah. 479 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:37,722 Excuse? - No, I just... 480 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:43,336 Then I thought we would continue. 481 00:28:43,437 --> 00:28:45,800 So when the signal is heard 482 00:28:45,846 --> 00:28:49,621 then you move, and the guys stay where they are. 483 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:53,063 and when it's ready meet all of us here for a drink 484 00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:55,793 and those who really found each other 485 00:28:55,841 --> 00:28:58,051 can... - Love. 486 00:28:58,076 --> 00:29:00,418 ..decide the continuation yourself. 487 00:29:00,575 --> 00:29:02,387 Yes, exactly that. 488 00:29:02,434 --> 00:29:04,603 Okay, follow me. 489 00:29:05,684 --> 00:29:09,314 Oh, Hetty, you seem forgot the butt at home. 490 00:29:10,378 --> 00:29:12,961 The rooms there on the left. 491 00:29:16,818 --> 00:29:18,588 Good luck. 492 00:29:20,569 --> 00:29:24,213 Oh. - Hello. 493 00:29:24,479 --> 00:29:27,165 Geraldine. - Steve, how's it going? 494 00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:30,678 Just fine. Steve? - Yes. 495 00:29:31,502 --> 00:29:36,444 What do you do then? Model maybe? - Yes. 496 00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:38,537 are you - Yes. 497 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,780 I'm not surprised. 498 00:29:40,808 --> 00:29:44,881 But a little surprised that you don't already have a girlfriend. 499 00:29:44,915 --> 00:29:47,791 Many girls I meet are very superficial. 500 00:29:47,816 --> 00:29:49,353 Are they? - Yes. 501 00:29:49,385 --> 00:29:53,208 They are blonde, without a brain and with big breasts. 502 00:29:53,228 --> 00:29:56,714 I'm just looking for an ordinary woman that I can live with. 503 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:59,994 A woman of quality, and not someone you sleep with a few times 504 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:03,749 and have incredible sex with one and then walks away. 505 00:30:03,918 --> 00:30:06,138 I'm looking for a fixed connection. 506 00:30:06,170 --> 00:30:09,403 Me too. - Really? - Yes. 507 00:30:09,479 --> 00:30:12,225 And what do you do then? 508 00:30:12,251 --> 00:30:15,651 I...make Victoria crosses. 509 00:30:16,573 --> 00:30:20,307 Really? - Yes, that's what I do. 510 00:30:20,341 --> 00:30:23,032 Making victoria crosses on full time. 511 00:30:24,788 --> 00:30:27,982 They are quite rare. That have just been handed out... 512 00:30:28,015 --> 00:30:29,397 four in the last ten years. 513 00:30:29,447 --> 00:30:32,299 Yes, it's a bit slow at the moment. 514 00:30:33,363 --> 00:30:36,819 So we just live on them me, me, me all the time. 515 00:30:36,861 --> 00:30:40,626 My grandfather wore the Victoria Cross. - Did he? 516 00:30:40,651 --> 00:30:42,343 Maybe I did? - Yes. 517 00:30:42,391 --> 00:30:44,476 When I was an apprentice. 518 00:30:44,649 --> 00:30:47,677 Come on now, I think you seems fantastic. - No, then. 519 00:30:47,718 --> 00:30:49,224 Well then. - Do I? 520 00:30:49,249 --> 00:30:51,784 You do. - Do you mean it? 521 00:30:51,846 --> 00:30:52,829 Damn. 522 00:30:52,862 --> 00:30:54,668 Sorry, did I say damn? 523 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:59,218 It's terrible for a… victoria cross maker to say. 524 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:01,984 Don't be stupid, I liked it. 525 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,993 I really hope so. 526 00:31:04,018 --> 00:31:06,242 I would have liked to have hear you lie more. 527 00:31:06,285 --> 00:31:10,804 I'd better check them out other guys. 528 00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:25,784 Now keep calm. 529 00:31:32,735 --> 00:31:35,297 Jim? - Yes. 530 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,363 What the hell are you doing here? 531 00:31:38,448 --> 00:31:41,924 I thought it would be fun, and so far it has been. 532 00:31:41,972 --> 00:31:44,945 That other girl was really amazing. 533 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,668 A little old, blonde and breasts and no brain, huh? 534 00:31:49,737 --> 00:31:52,850 A lot of men don't go for that. 535 00:31:52,881 --> 00:31:55,049 No, no, no, they don't. 536 00:31:55,585 --> 00:31:58,930 What do you think? For too much or too little? 537 00:31:58,974 --> 00:32:04,478 Tricky, she probably could have snapped up, and showed a little more cleavage. 538 00:32:04,503 --> 00:32:08,807 No, my buttons, Jim. mine buttons and my cleavage? 539 00:32:08,849 --> 00:32:12,434 No problem now I saw hers. 540 00:32:14,053 --> 00:32:16,022 Must continue. 541 00:32:16,965 --> 00:32:21,741 No thanks Jim, but don't count me out. 542 00:32:21,763 --> 00:32:23,995 The same. 543 00:32:25,428 --> 00:32:28,223 How is it going? - A bit mixed. 544 00:32:28,277 --> 00:32:31,305 You will be safe impressed by the next. 545 00:32:31,330 --> 00:32:34,271 That's what I call a real man. 546 00:32:40,547 --> 00:32:41,973 Owen. 547 00:32:42,102 --> 00:32:44,117 Hello, hottie. 548 00:32:44,813 --> 00:32:49,038 Why are you here? - It suits me exactly. 549 00:32:49,062 --> 00:32:52,846 Lots of women looking love in a limited space. 550 00:32:53,487 --> 00:32:56,292 But it would be mine special experience, 551 00:32:56,317 --> 00:32:59,183 to meet interesting men. 552 00:33:01,514 --> 00:33:05,026 That doesn't smell like dung. - I understand. 553 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:08,787 But the other girl certainly noticed nothing, and she was a treat. 554 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:13,336 Yes, but not to everyone's taste. - Do you think so? 555 00:33:14,388 --> 00:33:16,728 I guess I was wrong then. 556 00:33:16,753 --> 00:33:20,094 What is that name? - Brad. 557 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:23,326 Brad? - Brad. 558 00:33:25,277 --> 00:33:27,541 It would make me sexier. 559 00:33:27,566 --> 00:33:29,829 Think how wrong you were. 560 00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:34,560 Let me just ask, how Do I have a big chance? 561 00:33:34,610 --> 00:33:38,362 That would be incredible optimistic to say zero. 562 00:33:38,387 --> 00:33:39,580 Oh. 563 00:33:40,637 --> 00:33:42,281 Better than usual. 564 00:33:44,414 --> 00:33:45,963 Triangle? 565 00:33:54,113 --> 00:33:56,118 Look in there. 566 00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:11,380 But, for God's sake. 567 00:34:11,585 --> 00:34:13,966 What happened to the dress? - What then? 568 00:34:14,046 --> 00:34:19,185 Yeah, I'll fix that. The buttons open. 569 00:34:19,501 --> 00:34:21,154 And what are you doing here? 570 00:34:21,186 --> 00:34:24,975 What the red-hot hell are you wearing 571 00:34:25,026 --> 00:34:28,216 What do you think? I don't understand Why haven't I tried it before? 572 00:34:28,241 --> 00:34:30,586 Because you were there your senses before. 573 00:34:30,788 --> 00:34:33,897 Just a simple question. Why? 574 00:34:33,952 --> 00:34:36,403 I'm single, so me said to myself 575 00:34:36,428 --> 00:34:38,354 I want to continue with it? 576 00:34:38,379 --> 00:34:41,104 No, I want to meet some women. 577 00:34:41,133 --> 00:34:42,784 And scare them? 578 00:34:44,331 --> 00:34:47,068 How is it going? - Nothing further. 579 00:34:47,141 --> 00:34:49,449 This was supposed to be my birthday present, 580 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,250 and so far I have spent the evening 581 00:34:51,275 --> 00:34:53,852 with the crazy, the bald and the ugly 582 00:34:53,877 --> 00:34:55,893 Haven't you met anyone? 583 00:34:56,331 --> 00:34:59,139 Well actually, so I'm not complaining. 584 00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:02,126 I think I met Mr. White at the beginning. 585 00:35:02,157 --> 00:35:06,134 He'll probably get attached to that pretty one the blonde who was here just now. 586 00:35:06,201 --> 00:35:09,431 You are probably wrong there. 587 00:35:10,043 --> 00:35:14,757 You might even find one "do not disturb" sign outside the vicarage, 588 00:35:15,889 --> 00:35:19,546 and some obscene sound from there. 589 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,952 I apologize for the uneven balance 590 00:35:27,989 --> 00:35:31,186 but I hope you still will leave here satisfied. 591 00:35:31,218 --> 00:35:34,560 I have a list here on what everyone has thought 592 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,317 and we have a perfect match. 593 00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:41,953 It's our dream when someone can say, he's the one I want. 594 00:35:41,999 --> 00:35:46,207 and the same person says she is the one i want. 595 00:35:47,585 --> 00:35:51,392 And tonight has that dream became a reality. 596 00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:54,764 So, Steve 597 00:35:54,858 --> 00:35:57,687 I hope you had a nice date. 598 00:35:57,705 --> 00:36:00,264 with Hetty. 599 00:36:09,192 --> 00:36:12,785 Lovely. Excuse me a moment. 600 00:36:14,742 --> 00:36:16,886 You bastard. 601 00:36:18,193 --> 00:36:19,661 Thanks. 602 00:36:21,343 --> 00:36:27,124 So it was you. You have just crossed for Steve. 603 00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:30,265 He has gone. - Have gone. 604 00:36:30,811 --> 00:36:33,595 But maybe we can stretch it a little, 605 00:36:33,641 --> 00:36:37,859 considering that all of these charming the gentlemen have crossed for you. 606 00:36:39,478 --> 00:36:41,700 So, who do you choose? 607 00:36:41,708 --> 00:36:42,708 Jim, 608 00:36:43,707 --> 00:36:46,057 Dave. 609 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,555 or Brad? 610 00:36:49,924 --> 00:36:54,175 Three fantastic specimens. What more could a woman wish for? 611 00:36:54,461 --> 00:36:57,919 Maybe a man who doesn't intimidate me when he takes off his clothes. 612 00:36:58,527 --> 00:37:02,408 I might want to stay married and have a child. 613 00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:05,315 But you can't have everything. 614 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:33,490 That's what I call a really bad birthday. 615 00:37:35,131 --> 00:37:36,855 Coming. 616 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,504 Good evening. - Good evening. 617 00:37:44,615 --> 00:37:46,329 Good evening. 618 00:37:52,429 --> 00:37:55,792 Sorry for your date became a disaster. 619 00:37:55,835 --> 00:37:58,635 So we've come up with one alternative gift. 620 00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:01,862 Shall we dance reel, or...? - No. 621 00:38:01,888 --> 00:38:04,428 We thought you wanted a baby. 622 00:38:04,453 --> 00:38:07,008 And because you haven't caught on on some man who can give you one 623 00:38:07,028 --> 00:38:09,770 We thought maybe Hugo could help you. 624 00:38:13,337 --> 00:38:15,963 He already has arranged eight children 625 00:38:15,988 --> 00:38:18,804 Ten. - Ten children. 626 00:38:18,847 --> 00:38:22,619 So I guarantee that he is top quality. 627 00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:29,711 And there is nothing sexual about it. 628 00:38:29,819 --> 00:38:33,188 Hugo doesn't think you do is particularly attractive. 629 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,003 Good to know that. 630 00:38:36,036 --> 00:38:38,702 I know how much you like Mel Gibson 631 00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:42,636 so he has dressed as Braveheart so you get in the mood. 632 00:38:43,659 --> 00:38:46,838 In the mood for what? The Emancipation of Scotland. 633 00:38:47,448 --> 00:38:51,444 They can take our lives, but never our freedom. 634 00:38:52,679 --> 00:38:56,279 Excuse the accent. - Well, better than Mel's. 635 00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:59,093 Thank you so much, girl. 636 00:38:59,610 --> 00:39:03,465 I, I actually know not what to say. 637 00:39:03,901 --> 00:39:06,420 Of course I am moved. 638 00:39:06,499 --> 00:39:08,537 But not as much as you. 639 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:13,305 But I probably have to say no. 640 00:39:13,771 --> 00:39:16,089 A little ungrateful. 641 00:39:16,411 --> 00:39:19,110 Saved by the gong. 642 00:39:27,870 --> 00:39:29,741 We are here as reserves. 643 00:39:29,771 --> 00:39:34,115 In case you don't want to stay impregnated by Hugo. 644 00:39:36,248 --> 00:39:39,913 McNewitt, McTrott, McPickle. 645 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,212 Get out of here. - We can't. 646 00:39:46,358 --> 00:39:52,061 Time for the last meeting for the urgent"so terrible that everyone dies yum yum". 647 00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:56,722 Yes of course yes. Go home and put on pants and come back in ten minutes. 648 00:39:56,805 --> 00:40:00,851 I'm not holding a meeting with three arrowheads 649 00:40:00,907 --> 00:40:02,795 We will be back. 650 00:40:11,029 --> 00:40:12,704 Okay. 651 00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:16,240 Welcome to Dibley's Committee for combating poverty. 652 00:40:16,266 --> 00:40:20,325 Today we will decide exactly what we are going to do 653 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:24,452 and I am encouraged by them ideas you have come up with so far. 654 00:40:25,085 --> 00:40:28,773 But they probably bring one some complications, 655 00:40:29,448 --> 00:40:33,269 Owen, your idea to kill everyone rich in britain 656 00:40:33,294 --> 00:40:37,130 and spread them around, has actually happened before, 657 00:40:37,155 --> 00:40:39,013 in Russia during last century. 658 00:40:39,038 --> 00:40:40,998 What seemed be a good idea then, 659 00:40:41,023 --> 00:40:44,136 turned out not to work so well. - Too bad. 660 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,574 How should you define rich? 661 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:48,950 Someone who has more money than you and Hugo, 662 00:40:48,962 --> 00:40:51,993 Thank goodness. would be killed on the first day. 663 00:40:52,730 --> 00:40:55,717 Day two would so as you are erased. 664 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,611 An extra day as a bonus. 665 00:40:58,995 --> 00:41:00,729 And Jim 666 00:41:00,751 --> 00:41:04,368 you have offered to let some choir singers 667 00:41:04,407 --> 00:41:07,800 come and live with you. - The least I could do. 668 00:41:07,834 --> 00:41:12,047 You write that you want have some hungry woman 669 00:41:12,082 --> 00:41:15,293 between 16 and 32. 670 00:41:16,358 --> 00:41:19,526 Preferably of oriental origin. 671 00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:23,165 That's right. - No Jim, that's wrong. 672 00:41:24,603 --> 00:41:27,257 And you Frank, have an interesting thing. 673 00:41:27,289 --> 00:41:31,246 You have suggested that we follows Jan Palach's example. 674 00:41:31,318 --> 00:41:34,951 Who is that? - A young man who set himself on fire 675 00:41:34,976 --> 00:41:38,917 At Wenceslas Square, when the Russians invaded Czechoslovakia. 676 00:41:39,108 --> 00:41:43,148 Yes, everyone who votes for that we should set ourselves on fire 677 00:41:43,184 --> 00:41:45,970 to protest against poverty in the world? 678 00:41:47,084 --> 00:41:51,316 And everyone who votes for that only Frank does? 679 00:41:52,548 --> 00:41:56,663 Good. It is actually a possibility. 680 00:41:56,717 --> 00:41:58,750 I appreciate your enthusiasm. 681 00:41:58,775 --> 00:42:01,198 But while we're polishing those ideas, 682 00:42:01,223 --> 00:42:03,213 so we'll promise some simple things. 683 00:42:03,244 --> 00:42:06,651 Which ones then? - We send them there the letters to the Prime Minister. 684 00:42:06,686 --> 00:42:09,339 Margaret Thatcher is coming to be greatly surprised 685 00:42:09,364 --> 00:42:11,474 when she looks in the mailbox. 686 00:42:11,710 --> 00:42:16,175 Yes. And secondly, there is a plan 687 00:42:16,269 --> 00:42:19,393 to find all small white things you have 688 00:42:19,432 --> 00:42:21,730 Like them there. 689 00:42:21,778 --> 00:42:25,298 I saw one like this on Fog Art Painting Magazine. 690 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:30,193 We could wear them as bracelets to show our participation. 691 00:42:30,223 --> 00:42:32,111 It's a proper one step down, huh? 692 00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:34,835 One minute I offer me to commit mass murder 693 00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:37,667 And now I'm just going to wear a white armband. 694 00:42:37,702 --> 00:42:42,287 It probably doesn't fit with me call my simple country style. 695 00:42:42,315 --> 00:42:45,652 I can't have white shirt instead? 696 00:42:45,711 --> 00:42:47,350 No David 697 00:42:47,393 --> 00:42:50,479 So pointless. You have to have something that really shows. 698 00:42:50,519 --> 00:42:54,480 To show that you want to solve the problem of poverty once and for all. 699 00:42:54,512 --> 00:42:58,305 Easy to say. I could can't even solve the rubric's cube. 700 00:42:59,346 --> 00:43:03,404 I sense a shortage on commitment here. 701 00:43:03,451 --> 00:43:06,679 It's really a shame, for me Hoped you would join us 702 00:43:06,725 --> 00:43:10,711 and march at the G8 meeting at Gleneagle in July 703 00:43:10,751 --> 00:43:12,730 And proudly wear the bracelets 704 00:43:12,755 --> 00:43:16,652 and holding up large banners where it says "We're mad as hell" 705 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:21,048 and "we're really pissed off" - Most unbelievable. 706 00:43:21,075 --> 00:43:23,082 I might go there for a round of golf. 707 00:43:23,107 --> 00:43:26,066 Okay, I know when I'm beat. 708 00:43:26,094 --> 00:43:28,588 There is a website about this 709 00:43:28,595 --> 00:43:32,118 so we can have a look the one before we end? 710 00:43:32,142 --> 00:43:33,817 Good idea. 711 00:43:36,277 --> 00:43:41,162 Look, it's Hugo with a beard. - No, it's George Clooney. 712 00:43:42,342 --> 00:43:44,112 I have a rabbit in mine. 713 00:43:44,151 --> 00:43:46,662 My problem with this one is 714 00:43:46,687 --> 00:43:48,665 to what use do we wear it? 715 00:43:48,705 --> 00:43:53,207 To show the politicians that saving of life is a priority issue. 716 00:43:53,281 --> 00:43:56,119 I'm not sure that it is 717 00:43:56,144 --> 00:43:59,857 because I care too the condom machine in the pub. 718 00:44:00,505 --> 00:44:04,162 It is a disgrace. I have prayed judgment to immediately remove it. 719 00:44:04,189 --> 00:44:06,972 No, no, and put up a better one. 720 00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:11,029 Put it down guys. Me have found it now. 721 00:44:11,103 --> 00:44:14,044 Overcome poverty to history.org 722 00:44:14,086 --> 00:44:18,644 Click here if you are undecided to wear the white ribbon. 723 00:44:18,684 --> 00:44:21,629 It's us, isn't it? 724 00:44:21,704 --> 00:44:23,340 Okay. 725 00:44:23,462 --> 00:44:26,911 Come here all of you, so you can see. 726 00:44:27,770 --> 00:44:31,402 And things are going badly for it who talks during this. 727 00:44:31,448 --> 00:44:33,726 Can we whisper quietly? 728 00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:38,310 I warned you Owen. 729 00:44:39,030 --> 00:44:41,135 Can you see? 730 00:44:41,632 --> 00:44:43,323 Yes, then we drive. 731 00:44:45,859 --> 00:44:50,526 These children were filmed for 8 months for the film "The Orphans of Nkandla" 732 00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:54,594 Their mother died of AIDS 733 00:44:55,838 --> 00:44:58,538 The father is also dying. 734 00:45:00,966 --> 00:45:03,537 Do you miss your mother? 735 00:45:06,561 --> 00:45:08,119 Yes. 736 00:45:22,617 --> 00:45:27,187 When mom was here she did everything. 737 00:45:32,363 --> 00:45:37,154 Now I have to do everything when dad is sick. 738 00:45:43,236 --> 00:45:46,468 The father died a short time later. 739 00:45:49,795 --> 00:45:54,648 5 people die of AIDS every five minutes. They are too poor to buy medicine. 740 00:45:57,190 --> 00:46:01,764 At this year's G8 meeting, 8 people change it. 741 00:46:04,576 --> 00:46:09,292 But they don't, unless people urge them to… 742 00:46:14,575 --> 00:46:17,168 End poverty. 743 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:20,116 Write history 2005 744 00:46:22,521 --> 00:46:24,438 So yes. 745 00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:27,039 I apologize. 746 00:46:27,771 --> 00:46:31,081 It was more serious than I expected. 747 00:46:36,343 --> 00:46:40,542 You are right. That thing doesn't help at all, does it? 748 00:46:41,289 --> 00:46:44,972 No, no, not anymore. 749 00:46:47,569 --> 00:46:49,228 Thanks. 750 00:46:50,143 --> 00:46:54,837 Suddenly, out of nowhere, it happened the best birthday i ever had. 751 00:47:32,487 --> 00:47:37,167 Swedish text: Myrsveden